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Quoties
::.Da Spot.::

Some of my favourite quotes. Some are really sweet, while others are just really good burns!!

Don't tell me you love me unless you mean it, cause I might do something crazy, like believe you!
 
Everyone says you only fall in love once but thats not true, everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
 
Nothing is more painful then realizing he meant everything 2 you, & you meant nothing 2 him.
 
I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!
 
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty.
 
If ur naughty go 2 ur room.. If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine.
 
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
 
Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ¤ Some day u'll miss me like I missed you ¤ Some day u'll need me like i needed you ¤ Some day u'll love me, but I wont luv you!
 
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey!
 
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

Never underestemate the power of stupid people and large groups!
 
Money and looks aren't everything... but it's all I got!

To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!
 
I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life, wishing you were there. I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, I'm sorry I just can't help myself, I fell in love with you.
 
Ociffer, I swear to drunk Im not God!!!!!!
 
*I had a dream that I still loved u* ...I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!!!!!!
 
Some may call it XtC, Some may call it destiny, Some may call it meant 2B, But I Just call it "u"-n-"me".
 
What is love and what does is define? Who's to say and who's to draw the line? And within this world and all it's fuss, who's to say if it's love, or a simple crush?
 
-Imagine your life without me- -¿Miserable, huh?-
 
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

If you want control get a remote.

Just call me butter.. cuz Im on a roll

God made me small so i could fit perfectly in ur arms.

You were born an original--- don't die a copy.

(name) is 4 quarters short of a dollar.

I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?

A candle looses nothing by lighting another candle.

To be or not to be, what a simple question!

Gentlemen prefer blondes..but they marry brunettes.

Friends are forever... and we seem to forget that.

Danger is sweeter than any Candy.

Mommy I want to be a princess!.......wait, parlement has more power.

My Train Of Thought Keeps Crashing!

Life is a game never won nor lost, just full of broken hearts and lost dreams.

I may fall a lot, but I always bounce back up!

Pain is temporary, but pride is forever.

I'M not bossy......I just have better ideas...

(name) is as cool as the gum on the bottom of my shoe.

I lay awake at night and think to myself....man your cute, hot, smart, fun, angelic, naughty & drop dead gorgeous.....man I've gotta take that mirror off my ceiling!!!

IF YOU WANT A CATCH, GO FISHING.

You Said You Loved Me.. What Happened??

First I Heard Voices ... Now I See Faces!

ThErE iS a BiG dIfFeReNcE bEtWeEn BeInG tHe BeSt AnD yOuR bEsT.

2 people
1 Love
2 Gether
4 ever
_______
9 Stop

Oops, i din't mean to hit you...but i'm glad I did!

If all the world's a stage, why'd I get the part of the psycho?

Never sell for money what you can't buy back with money.

What is love spelled backwards; EVOL...THAT MAKES YOU THINK DOSENT IT ?

*Wanted By Many**Taken By None**Lookin At Some**Waitin For One*

When all is said and done, I still have more to say.

*Not All Scars Show**Not All Wounds Heal**Sometimes You Can't  Always See**The Pain Someone Feels*

Normal is only a setting on a washing machine.

Its really cool when 3 strangers become best friends, but its really sad when 3 best friends become strangers.

I wish I may, wish I might ....oh wait I already have the guy I like!

Wanting and haveing are 2 totally different things.

People are gunna talk about you, especially when they envy you & the life you live...let them...you affected their lives...they didn't affect yours.
 
4get the times u walked by * 4get the times u made me cry * 4get the time you held my hand * 4get the sweet things if I can * I can no longer pretend * I gotta remember, now ur just my friend
 
If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl who's loving you.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.
 
He holds me when I start to cry * Makes me smile with just his eyes * I share my hopes, my dreams, my fears * He wipes away all my tears * I love him without regret * I just haven't found him yet.
 
If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams...Then I'll Sleep Forever
 
He looked me deeply in the eyes. He lied and said "I won't make u cry". And when I thought it was 2 good 2 be true, he blew me off and found someone new.
 
Lust Is When You Love What You See. Love Is When You Lust For What's Inside
 
I'm not a blonde!!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!  I'm knot!
 
Keep the pictures they neva change. Only the people in them do.

I'll try being nicer... If you try being smarter.
 
God made the wind blow, god made the sun shine, but how the hell did he make you so fine!?
 
Girls are so complex, they confuse themselves.
 
No ociffer there's no blood in my alcohol system!
 
Cheerleaders are angels cuz we're the only humans who can fly!
 
Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when thay are right besides you and yet you cannot have them?
 
A break up is like a broken mirror.. it is better to leave it broken than hurt urself trying to fix it back together.
 
Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what U can't please!
 
I dont have a cow so I dont need your bull!
 
Ur as deep as a kiddie pool!

He loves me, he loves me not.....wait what do i care?!

Im liveing prof that blonds can bee smarrt!

100% to much girl for you!

~ Ducks go..Quack
~ Cows go..Moo
~ I go.. BRB

Be original, be kind, get all that you can find.

If you want to go faster ... get a racecar!!!!

If I didn't say it don't assume it.

Kiss me once, Kiss me twice, Kiss me three times, and i just might bite!!!

Live on no evil (read it backwards ppl)

Excuse me, but my friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.

Working hard for something you want is better than wishing for it

Smoking can really kill a person......(Name) should try it  someday!!!

The ones closet to you are the ones that hurt you the most.

A cheap thrill is still a thrill.

I'm only a dog because I'm faithful and loyal.

I would tell you the truth but it would make you cry

If you can't say something funny about someone, don't say anything at all.

I don't know what makes her so dumb, but it really works.

Organized people are just 2 lazy 2 look 4 things.

Before love my heart was a black hole. After love, I didnt have a heart. Im not sure which is better.

Love me if you want..Like me, thats fine..But if I turn you down..Take a numba and get in line!

I fell 4 you, I was so blind. I thought you were the nicest guy I'd ever find.

Sumbody cares you are alive, but it sure isn't me!

You can always start liking someone over and over again .. but you can never stop loving someone.

Life is like a popsickle when it melts just try and freeze it back!

Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes you better!

R U A Q T ? IF U R MY # IS .....

A sharp tongue can slit its own throat.

When a lie gets passed around enough, it doesn't become the truth but everybody believes it.

Who says God isn't a woman?

Pobodies Nerfect.

Even tho he was temporary, our memories are forever.

Im living real scandalous, but i think i can handle this.

Curiousity didn't kill the cat...curiousity made the kittens!

Good Times Bring Back Good Memories

Do not go where the path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies.

When life closes a door, it opens a window..so jump!

*I do it because I can*
*I can because I want to*
*I want to because you said I couldn't*

100% cute!!! 100% sexy!!! 100% perfect!!! 100% modest!!!

YoU dOnT hAvE tO bE a PlAyA tO bE iN tHe GaMe!!!!!

I swear I wasn't talking to him, we were flirting.

The closest thing u will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle!
 
You just lost the chance you never had!
 
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!?
 
I'll Try Anything Once, Twice If I Like It!
 
What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
 
*Once upon a time * Something happened to me * It was the sweetest thing * That ever could be * It was a fantasy * A dream come true * It was the day I met you*
 
I ran into my ex the other day.... put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!!!
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you!
 
Daddy's little girl! But not the girl that daddy knew, Daddy never had a clue!
 
My fantasy has turned into madness. All my goodness has turned into badness. My need to have you has taken my soul. My heart is trembling--- I've just lost control...

I see you next to never, how can we say forever.. wherever you go, whatever you do, i will be right here waiting for you, whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, i will be right here waiting for you...
 
huked on foniks wurket fer me, kant cha tell?
 
I don't swim in you'r toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
 
You Know I'm a Cutie & You know you like my BOOTIE
 
Tonite, I'll ask the stars above, how will I ever win ur love, what do I do, what do I say, to turn your angel eyes my way?
 
Kiss me in the light...Love me in the dark...Hold me til the end...And I promise I won't break your heart.
 
I look like an angel and act like one too...But u Never know what this Angel will do!
 
Every time I fall in love...I fall for someone new...Still I always find myself...falling back in love w/ you!!!
 
I loved you once, I love you still, I always have, I always will.
 
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

As I walked out the door, I knew that my heart would shut the door for me.

I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.

I knew I was a nut the day the squirrel started looking at me funny.

Roses are red, violets are blue...who cares? so are crayons!

It's called skill, get some.

sO mAnY BoYs sO LiTtLe TiMe....FoUnD ThE RiGhT oNe bUt hE CaN NeVeR Be MiNe!

HoW CaN GuYz SaY So MaNy MeAN ThInGz AnD NoT EvEn CaRE?

I wanted to kill the hottest person alive....but then I relized! I would be single!!!

Life is the real test, and boys are extra credit!

If it barks like a dog and it bites like a dog it probably has flees just like a dog!

Boys should where caution signs that say "capable of breaking hearts" cuz some people find that out the hard way.

U+ME=over and done with

From A to Z all that really matters is U and I .

If ur a playa hata, you basically hate every guy in the world.

I'm in like with you, but im in love with him.

You're a smart cookie...you're just lacking the chocolate chipz.

Ok, ok ,ok ,ok I understand...Wait, what?

A washing machine keeps going till its time to put it in the dryer, but does real
love work that way?

DO NOT DISTURB (I'm disturbed enough already.)

Just because I flirt doesnt mean I'm interested.

I think about you day and night... I swear that your Mr. Right, I'll love you more then you'll ever know.. Baby, thats why I'll never letting ya go!!

ThE hAmsTeR's DeAd BuT tHe WhEeL Is StIlL tUrNiNg.

Where are we going and why am i in this darn basket?

TO MAKE A SHOT - YOU MUST TAKE A SHOT!!! 

Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself.

I am stuck on the bandaids cause .. oh no, it wont come off! Help!

YoU'rE dA bOmB, cUz YoU mAdE mY hEaRt ExPlOdE!

GuYs R LiKe TaPeZ.... pLaY 'eM BaCk

WhEn LiFe GiVeS yOu HOT gUyS, DATE THEM!

Guys are like Peniguins they waddle and they can't seem to fly away.

The closer we grow, the further away we get.

I love you & you & you & you!

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as it is today, and if today is 0 degrees, how cold will it be tomorrow?

It's ok to kiss a fool. It's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you.

Guys are like puppies they're cute and playful untill they become dogs.

I look up at the stars..I wonder who and where you are...I don't think I can take another lonely night... I am giving up this fight.

Love isn't blind, Chances are...ur the 1 datz blind!!!

We All Make Mistakes........But Why'd Mine Have To Be So Huge????

Im the downest chick you'll ever meet. I'm the one thats oh so sweet. But don't fall for me, u will regret, 'cuz its certain I'm a lil playette!

Dont yell at me, yell at your boyfriend.

Don't follow me, I don't know where I'm going!

There'z a difference between me n u I've got skillz n u got izzuzez!

BoyZ...EvErYbOdy NeedS OnE! oR 2....Or mAybE 3.....oK 10!!!!!

LoVe Is LiKe A rOlLeR cOaStEr .. DoN'T bArF!!!

Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs. Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs. I'll Be There For U Till Da Day Of My Death. Best Gurlies Forever Till My Very Last Breath.

True death is life without love.

Do I got your word or do I got your lie?

I aM wHo I aM....gEt OvEr It!!!

*It's not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand... I just didn't want her holding it...*

If you haven't seen them yet, I have some quotes by famous ppl on my About Me page. Check it out!!